I just had the following conversation:
Everett: Mommy. Do you think I should go get the towel?
Me: What towel?
Everett: The towel I dried my butt on.
Me: You dried your butt on a towel?
Everett: Well I was taking a shower.
Everett: And I had to go to the bathroom. I didn’t want to get the toilet seat all wet, so I got out and dried my butt on the towel.
Me: The hand towel?
Everett: No, a regular towel. Should I go get it? You know, since my butt was on it?
Me: Well, where did you leave it?
Everett: I put it back in the hall closet. (Pause) I should probably go get it and put it in the laundry.
Me: That’d be a good idea.
Everett ::::runs off to get the towel:::::