Teganisms

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“Wouldn’t it be gross if we all washed our bodies in toilet water?”

“Can I read the dog a bed night story?”

“Sophie (our dog) can talk!  She just said,  “Can I have some meatloaf?””

“Can your laugh box ever run out of laughs?”

“Her boobs are much bigger than yours.”

“If you call me that again, I’m going to have to deny it” ::: pause pause pause ::: “What does ‘deny it’ mean?”

“If there were a contest for the faster pooper, I would totally win.”

About an upset woman on TV:  “I really think she just needs to chill.”

 

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  1. I >3 her, she is totally Kennedy’s soul sister. Kennedy said to me yesterday as I put a shirt on without a bra..K: hey you aren’t putting a bra on. Me: sometimes I don’t like to wear them K: becasue you don’t want to get red marks?

  2. Lyssa

    Oh my goodness, she is hilarious! I can’t wait for my daughter to start talking.

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